~Trash~

livefitdiefit:

therule-breaker:

princass:

life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel

holy fuck I’ve never heard a sentence that describes me better

I thought I was the only one

Anyone wanna skype? My English isn’t the best and I’m definitely not funny, but if anyone wants to talk or whatever, please send me an ask!

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Error: success

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Error: success

sashayed:

sashayed:

everyone has that one text post that you suddenly remember and weirdly bark-laugh in the shower

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hugh-neutron:

hugh-neutron:

dont u wish your girlfriend was hot like me

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dont u wish your girlfriend was a freak like me

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dontchaaaaaaaaaaaa

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im going to go to a modelling agency and when they ask for my portfolio im just going to slam these pictures on the desk and leave

ask-ymir:

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OK I FINISHED IT YOU BETTER GIVE ME THE APPRECIATION I DESERVE

awesomephilia:

awesomephilia:

an octopus is just a wet spider

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are you calling me a spider

pros and cons of being friends with me

punkukulele:

pros

  • puns
  • free baked goods
  • honest opinions
  • i laugh at everything
  • you’re always the attractive friend
  • i never sleep so i’m always up to talk
  • i don’t judge

cons

  • puns
  • mental instability
  • everything i say is annoying
  • i repeat myself a lot
  • i’m an anxious piece of trash
  • i sing a lot
  • i say so many self depreciating things it’s pathetic
  • mood swings
  • i hardly go out

uusui:

when ur friends are cool and talented and ur just

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